Total Medals Earned: 315 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,290 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/160 points)
Remember to wash your hands
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
"forget" to wash your hands
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 9/30 (85/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Get a girl mad at you.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 12/22 (125/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Give Dave some sand.
Give George some wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Find ruby.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.